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dear today,

you started off ok. i mean the first 10 minutes were awesome. that ginger tea kicked some serious ass. then i got triggered, had a melt down, and tried to unsuccessfully throw a large red yoga ball that looked way more ridiculous than violent because it just bounced off the wall and knocked over a jar of sharpie paint pens. so.not.bad.ass.

then i ate candy for lunch (sour patch kids) had mean conversations in my head where i am totally right (of course), and even considered writing mean words on a rock and placing them somewhere snarky.

oh yeah-and i don’t want to own anything, because blaming is much more dramitic and i can come off as the good guy. today it is the suns fault for being too hot and making me sweaty, the moons fault for being all wiggy, and all the mean people in the entire universe. yep, all of them. and yes, i am talking about you mister cutting me in line at subway. LADIES FIRST. i am a southern girl, here. please. have some manners, will you. you know i was there first.

i do not include myself in the meanie cluster, by the way.

i reject all meditation cards and self help advice for the next 6 hours. i am also rejecting the words authentic, look on the bright side, swoon, and journey. i am however embracing all cuss words and reality tv.

tomorrow, i maybe will think about acting like a grown-up, ok? just lay off me today. i am choosing to be a baby.

and while i am spilling all my deepest feelings here, i am also going to publically admit that i watched the season finale of the hills and cried when brody said goodbye to kristen. oh yeah and i also have inappropriate dreams about justin timberlake.

now please let me drink my grape crush and think of all the reasons to be cranky in peace. being peachy can be such a drag.

thats all.
have a great weekend everyone!

26 Comments so far

We all need days to feel sorry for ourselves and say THIS SUCKS!
I know how you feel.

You go right ahead an feel sorry for yourself…you’re allowed a pity party! Just wish I could share in all the snarkiness right there with you! swoon

Oooh this helped me sooo much. have spent the first partof the morning being cranky & very angry and the second partof the morning feeling guilty about it. Now i’m just gonna put on something comfy, ignore the sun outside and stay in watching good bad tv. even if it’s the only thing i do today.

thanks hon

xOx

Ahhhh…I have been in this place off and on for weeks. Sometimes…you just have to “feel it” ya know! Wishing you were in Portland…we could drink wine!!! Hope the weekend gets better

who doesn’t have a crush on justin timberlake? I mean really.

you know, some days we just have to get it out of our systems … reminds me of the kids book “Today I feel Silly” although the cranky day is my favorite one with cat ear hat on and pouty face …

xo Lis

McCabe, you are my hero. ‘Nuff said.
Hugs,
Steph

lmao! good to know you are human and have to wallow in the muck once in awhile cuz I was feeling a little shitty for being the only one to eat unhealthy amounts of cheese and more than a moderate amount of wine while my kids were away. Foul moods happen and so much worse could be done with all that wallowing than trash talk, trash food and trash tv! Please keep making me laugh and being honest and sharing your imperfections because, dear god, our world needs more women like you!

Awesome! How I related to “had mean conversations in my head where i am totally right (of course)”? ha ha ha.

U rawk!! xo

i love you, little miss snarky pants!
xoxo
fRiDa

lmao McCabe this is why I follow your blog… all human all the time. yeah! LOVE YOU!!!!

LOVE THIS.

“the art of being human”:)

hello, I also read your blog because it’s human and real and very readable.

Heres a little present from me to you, I hope you like this blog which I recently found xx about us Gypsy people

Sometimes there’s nothing that feels better than a good cuss session.

Sending lots of lovin cuss your way!

love to you!! .. and lots of it!

i absolutely love you to bits & pieces, mccabe. oh yes.

I loved this! Thanks for being so honest! I’m glad I’m not the only one that feels this way.

Lovin it! All of it, so totally awesome of you to write about it so we all feel validated having our crappy temper tantrum days. I cried watching the hills finally too, how funny!

There are no inappropriate dreams about Justin Timberlake!!!! You go girl! Fuck the rainbows and little hearts!

oh god. can i PLEASE frame this and put it in my office? =D

Wellcome to the human nature.
I live like this most of the time: in rebelion. Sometime it is a creative rebelion, a happy one. Somethimes is violent. Other times is sad or sweet… And it is never, never confortable. Rebelion is not a confortable way to feel, BUT: I feel confortable with my rebelions…

heart this so very entirely. beautiful post. perhaps my very favorite EVER.

You rock. Wanna hang out?

I think your bad day is over by now – but it’s nice to know I’m not the only one who cried at the end of the hills and who dreams of JT. Sometimes I’d like JT to take a hike and dream of Brody. Because Brody’s hot. OK. With those embarrassing cards on the table, I bid you good-bye!

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